Who the Fuck Is Unmaskd?

And now this… Funny, how one thing leads to another. I guess for now Mr. Kutcher will play it safe and then come back to his @unmaskd account. There he doesn’t give a fuck about what others may think. This is by the way how Twitter is supposed to work. You express your opinions openly and if you make a mistake.. oh well you say sorry and everybody moves on. 

But I guess not everyone can take pounding of 8 million angry followers, so it would be understandable if Ashton decides that hiding behind the mask on his unmaskd account is better.

Need I say more? Come on, Ashton, take off your mask. 

Google may not know everything, but it surely knows what a lot of people are thinking. And this is what they think:

Go ahead, give it a try. There must be a good reason a whole bunch of people look for this. If Unmaskd is indeed Ashton Kutcher, as Google so boldly suggests, that would explain many things. Like for example why Mr. Unmaskd decided to disappear from Twitter, Tumblr, Wordpress, Facebook, etc after tweeting that he needs to sort things out exactly around the time Mr. Kutcher was indeed having some things to deal with. Or why he was so pissed about people saying he was John Mayer. Or all of his secrecy. Or many other things. This actually makes a lot of sense.

What da ya think?

whothefuckisunmaskd:

You know it takes a LOT of queries to get into Google’s suggestion list. So… who is this guy?

whothefuckisunmaskd:

I mean think about this for a moment, he’s be been playing some odd game for over a year now. He’s been preteding to be John Mayer. When it didn’t work he pretended to be Ashton Kutcher. When this didn’t work he said he was just nobody. He behaves like a real smartass and for some reason everyone is fine with it. Well I’m not. Okay, I juist want to find out who he is. Aren’t you? What’s your theory?

Moving all this stuff to a new Tumblr blog. Don’t ask why. I just like it this way better.